Douching at the appointment

[Dreamer1950]

.o.m.g. post is offensive and Suspect

[Marmitecuff]

Just wondering what's the etiquette on cleaning yourself at the ladies apartment if going for a bit of pegging. If say it's not always viable to do a proper clean at home. Would this be frowned upon. Ruin the mood?

Long story short is, if a girl came over to your gaff and covered your jacks and bath and shower in her poop soup. I'd assume you wouldn't be running out with a bowl and spoon for seconds.

[IrishSarahBarra]

I’d happily make a contribution to watch….

And I'll very happily take a contribution to watch you wanking to Dieve's douching ��

That leaves one spot by the door in a u-shaped room if someone wants to watch me wank to him wank to Dieve's douching?

[IrishSarahBarra]

I want to know what's going on at home that you can't get 5 mins to douche in peace. Are you ok?

[Marmitecuff]

And I'll very happily take a contribution to watch you wanking to Dieve's douching ��

That leaves one spot by the door in a u-shaped room if someone wants to watch me wank to him wank to Dieve's douching?

I'm on board.


However I'll be setting up a virtual for everyone to watch the wanking of the wanking of the douching.


Time share douche wanks. This forum sure is evolving.

[Johnom]

Lol, doing it at her place? Dude, please.

[HandOfGod]

Lol, doing it at her place? Dude, please.

It’s top top banter 😂

[Laceblade]

A beginner's question, but I'm sure others are glad it's been asked.

To do it right, you have to even think about fasting for a period so that there's a gap for your digestive system to catch up on.

And for me, you have to douche hours beforehand. Douching can sometimes cause a residual rectal discharge after about an hour (just me😬!). You definitely want this stage over with as it's basically like a wet fart, but with your body's own natural rectal lubricant.

As far as doing this at the girl's place, an absolute major defo not happening no-no.

[Dieve]

Laceblade, it sounds like you retain a lot of water because you don't let it all out.

Best to pull your rectum to the side a bit with your finger to help the excess water out, so your bum isn't forced to press by itself, which is quite hard from the sigmoid "upstairs" past the second asshole, because it's built for poop, not water. Only minimal fluid should remain which can be absorbed, so that the natural lube you mentioned is less liquid.

Try it, and tell us if you succeed ^-^

[desideruserasmus]

Appreciate the genuine replies. Thanks.

I generally fast and then douche so I've never had a mountain of poo, if that helps make the question less idiotic to ask.

As for at home. I can douche with a shower but getting the actual proper apparatus for the shower is a bit suspicious as we don't do anal play at home so that's a no.

Also, not here regularly so not replying regularly. Apologies again if that offended some.

Anyways. Asked and answered. Thanks again